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Just as you followed the exploits Laverne & Shirley after they moved to L.A. from Milwaukee in a desperate grab for ratings, you can now follow the continuing adventures of the snarky Babes in Poland babes as they traverse and negotiate their way through the tricky shoals of law school, life, and lamentable fashion decisions. 
The disturbingly hilarious adventures of two white women traveling alone and starving slowly in Eastern Europe. Better than tales of Aruban abduction. You heard me. Better.Scene: My expansive and rich law office
Me: (shakes hands with new client) Jim, thanks for coming in.
Me: (shakes hands with new client) Jim, thanks for coming in.
Jim: Thanks for meeting with me.
Me: (gestures to plush chair) Please, have a seat.
Jim: Thanks.
Me: (walking over to in-office wet bar) Scotch?
Jim: Um, it's ten a.m.
Me: It's tea time in England, though, my friend! (pours glass full of brown liquor)
Jim: I thought lawyers having bars were something that you saw only in really bad movies or David E. Kelley productions.
Me: Normally, yes. (Downs a highball glass of Glenfidditch). Now then, I've been giving your case very serious consideration.
Jim: What's your strategy? I'm looking at some serious time here.
Me: Yes, yes, I know. The Grand Jury issued an indictment against you, but I think we have a sure-fire way to get ahead of this and beat out the jury, the judge, and the other side on this.
Jim: (Excited) Great! Let's hear it!
Me: (sitting down, steepling fingers, looking pensive) We're going to have a press conference and call the prosecutor a douchebag.
Jim: (long pause) What?
Me: (cupping hands, leaning forward) WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PRESS CONERENCE AND CALL THE PROSECUTOR A DOUCHEBAG.
Jim: (irritated) No, I heard you, I didn't mean "what" as in I-can't-hear-you what, I meant "what" as in what-the-f*ck-are-you-thinking what.
Me: Oh. 
Jim: You think this is a good plan?
Me: Define your terms.
Jim: Well, will it effect the evidence?
Me: No.
Jim: Well, will it effect the judge?
Me: No.
Jim: Well, will it effect the verdict?
Me: No.
Jim: Then how is this a good plan?
Me: I get to be on TV!
Jim: (sinks) I'm hosed.
Me: (ignoring him) More scotch?
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